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It's About Time People Got Themselves a Corn Brush

Okay, it seems as though society isn't mature enough to address the world's most urgent matters, so we're going to have to talk about one of them: what's the deal with corn hairs? Seriously, why does corn have hair? Now, if you're like us, and the idea of corn having hair disgusts you, you should probably go ahead and get yourself a corn brush. Yeah, you heard us right, a corn brush.

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What's a corn brush, you ask? Great question. It's a toothbrush that you use to brush off those pesky corn hairs. Preferably a soft one so you don't puncture your precious, delicate corn cob.