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So Is This Where Johnny Cash Lived?

Get it? Because he fell into a ring of fire? You know, like the song? No? Ahh, never mind. Forget we even mentioned it. Putting our horrendous taste in jokes about classic folk artists aside, we do haev to admit that this is a terrible idea. Like, why would you put a fireplace next to a trampoline? What are the pros of such a design choice? There are only cons in sight.

Michael B. Klein

We swear that rich people have some of the most deplorable tastes in the world. It's like the money got to their head and made them forget about everything else.