You'd get ravaged by a dish avalanche. Whoever designed this kitchen had absolutely no concern for the residents of this home's safety. Like, absolutely none. There's just no way whoever lived in this house hasn't had his face smacked by a pile of clean dishes. We're willing to bet that it happens monthly at the least. This is exactly why you hire licensed professionals to do these things for you.
That is, if you can afford it. Otherwise, you're probably going to have to learn to build a kitchen, or just make do with dish avalanches every month or something.