This totally makes sense. Listen, we're going to have to face the music at some point - it may just be worth admitting that there's nothing more American these days than ranch. It's just become such a staple of American cuisine that it's impossible to ignore. That being said, this is something America should take pride in! Ranch is incredible! It's absolutely delicious. Ignore anything the soulless ranch-despising haters have to say.
Now, while we do understand the "American" part of the name, what's with the "cool"? Like, what's so cool about the ranch? We're not quite sure, really. Hopefully, the Dutch can give us an answer to that one.