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Walmart Is Taking Over

This map shows the largest private employers in the United States of America. As of this map's creation, 1.5 million Americans are employed by Walmart, and the company is considered the largest private employer in 22 states. As the map seems to suggest, this company is nearly ready to reveal its insidious plans for world domination and the complete takeover of the United States of America. Soon we are going to be called the United States of Walmart.

The upcoming civil war will most likely be Walmart versus Disney, so be sure to be picking up your Mickey Mouse-themed weapons at your nearest Target as soon as possible.