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Dogs Versus Cats

This map conveys the cat and dog populations throughout the entire United States of America. This imagery implies an intense population of dog lovers down south and cat lovers in the northern states. It does seem slightly odd how neatly these groupings are on this map. Perhaps this map is some of the first concrete evidence of a secret war that is taking place between cats and dogs. There is quite possibly a conspiracy afoot here.

While it would appear the cats are indeed winning, this is no reason to feel any sense of concern. We all just need to stay calm and start adopting some more puppies from our local shelters.