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An Aggressive Christmas Cracker Whistle That Must Let Out A Bang

As soon as holiday dinners start, it is time to set the table to perfection, and no holiday dinner table is perfect without a Christmas cracker delicately placed on each plate. Everyone loves cracking these open with the person next to them, donning their paper crowns, and seeing what little toy is inside, along with a seriously cheesy joke. Someone at the cracker company must have forgotten that whistles in the shape of firearms don't make great toys.

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Even though this is a whistle, having to stick the barrel of the revolver in your mouth doesn't exactly scream, "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays."