We're not sure who first started spreading the rumor that you'll get off the plane sooner if you stand up as soon as it lands, but it simply isn't true. Everyone has to wait the same amount of time until they open the door. Everyone has to wait the same amount of time at baggage claim. Sometimes, we feel like we should get an award just for staying seated for a few minutes after landing.
And it looks like this flight crew read our minds. Look how pleased they are to crown this man and give him a trophy for being "adequate."